Today is the third day of my second month at the elite academy. I was surprised that I got accepted in the first place, but if I’m honest I’m even more surprised that I made it this far. I figured I would get cut in the first few rounds and they’d have to wipe my memory to prevent me from spilling the secrets I’d learned. Maybe I’m smarter and stronger than I had originally thought I was. Today we’re stationed outside one of the best commercial window tinting firms Melbourne has. They’re so popular that their business has basically overtaken an entire street; the storefront stretches all the way into the distance and there’s a long line of people waiting to go inside. Surely most people prefer to shop online now? That’s what I would have assumed. However, apparently glass is big business and it requires lots of in-person meetings. I have no idea why we’re here, and neither do the other students.

We’ve been disguised as university students on a field trip with their professor, so for the first time since joining the academy I’m getting to see my classmates in regular casual clothes. Usually, we’d wear skin tight black suits with loads of pockets. It’s a nice change. However, we’ve been waiting outside for a while and there’s still no sign of our instructor. I try to squint through the window tinting near me to get a glimpse of the inside of the store, but it’s tinted so dark that all I see is my own reflection, like a one-way mirror in an interrogation room. The students who are a little less professional than I am are starting to become impatient. They’re shuffling around, picking at their nails and using their disguise as university students to start loud, boisterous conversations. It’s not a good look. Being in security involves a lot of waiting, and if they can’t stand half an hour of it, how do they expect to do it as a career?

Dear Diary,

I’m sorry to report there was another bad day at the office. Yes, I know it’s only my second day. Yes, I know I shouldn’t be so negative. Yes, I know I shouldn’t have arguments with myself in the form of a journal. Can I get on with my story now?

So I get out of the cab and walk into the lobby. I have it on good authority that they cleared all of the carbon monoxide out from yesterday, so I’m feeling much more confident that I won’t immediately pass out like I did last time. I check my watch – a little bit later than I’d like, but still quite early.

All good, all fine.

I make polite chit-chat with the lady making coffee. She’s nice enough, getting a law degree at night and looking after her brother’s cat at the moment. All of a sudden, I’m very, very late, and I hurriedly say goodbye.

I zoom back up in the elevator, once again finding myself impressed by the high quality office decorative glass. Melbourne is stretched out past the glass, gleaming in the morning sun. Still waiting for my vision to start to black out again, I take a tentative step out onto my floor. I’m met and immediately whisked away by a stern-looking woman in a sharp dress. She explains to me where I’ll be sitting, and what my job will be.

I thank her for her time, but she doesn’t seem to notice or care.

I sigh and lean back in my chair once she’s gone, having immediately forgotten everything she taught me. Melbourne catches my eye again, bright spots of sun-lit metal poking into the sky. How do they apply office window tinting?, I wonder, not for the first time. The thought doesn’t last for long.

I hear my name being called and snap to attention. A different man slides out of his seat and rushes over to the caller. They talk in hushed tones as they head for the elevator.

Same name, then, I think.

The day grinds on very, very slowly.